Car Conversations

Paul: *reads link* NASA has found evidence of alien life.
Me: Oh, yeah, I've read that. From Mits.
Me: So, do you agree? That we should contact the aliens?
Paul: There's a bigger question.
Me: What?
Paul: Who's their god???

Paul: Ito iniiwasan ng Church eh.
Me: Ah...
Paul: Sino gumawa sa aliens?
Paul: Christianity, Islam, Judaism... all... eleven ba? First books of their bibles are the same.
Me: Yeah, kasama Genesis...
Paul: Kasi hindi naman nilagay sa Bible kung kailan ginawa ang mga aliens.

Paul: Kaya dapat may Paul-eontology.
Me: Oh, you mean, Paul-tology. *thinks* Ay wait. It means a study. The suffix "ology" nga pala means "the study of". *cites examples* Ornithology, the study of birds. Ichthyology, the study of fish...
Paul: Eh, what about Scientology?
Me: The study... of... crazy people who jump on couches!

[Regarding Paul-tology or Paul-ism: remnants of conversations past when he mentioned he should just create his own religion. LOL.]

Postscript:
I showed Paul this blog post to see if I missed any part of our conversation. And he mocked me, saying I won't be able to remember everything, adding:

"Parang sex yan eh. Masarap pag nangyayari. Pag inaalala, you won't remember how amazing it is."

:P

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